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Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly b...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 47% combed c...

The aliens definitely built the pyramids. The evidence is everywhere. And also those crop circles. I know some dudes came out and said it was a hoa...

You may not win any prizes for subtlety wearing these socks, but as they say... "F%&k that." Hey, they don't call it pride for nothing. One siz...

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed co...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spa...

You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesom...

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

Do you think she's saying "in your dreams," like, "yeah right, when pigs fly" or like, "your dreams are my dreams are the dreams of all humani...

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he ...

Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cot...

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% ny...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks...

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your powe...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the l...

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn'...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed c...

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wh...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my f...

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's...