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There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, ...

Let this be a warning. A comfy, cozy, stretchy, foot warning. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit orga...

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I wouldn't bet on luck, but I'd bet on me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's...

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% comb...

Dragons, Wizards, and all that cool shit. The best sock for your next game night. Knock their socks off with your level 41 total badass spell....

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spa...

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of nature: birds, bugs, blue skies, and the gentle hum of you getting your well-deserved zen on. Women's shoe siz...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 4...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% n...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly b...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 47% combed c...

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed co...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spa...