Men Socks

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he ...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your powe...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

This guy is serious about hockey. He's got his eye on the puck and he's going for the shot. Maybe he'll get the winning goal. Maybe the game w...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% n...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-...

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% ...

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed co...

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. ...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all the sports seasons. At least it feels like ...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it s...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...