Fun Socks

I'm not slow, I'm intentional. Now stop riding my ass! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it's all real and valid, ya know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cott...

Foozys are serious socks, for not so serious people. These make great gifts.  Fits Shoe Size 4-10 78% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 2% spandex Machine Was...

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

The word "love" shares two letters with the word "victory" which is one more letter than the word "hate" shares with the word "victory." Coinc...

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

As the old song says: to me Halloween is ev-er-y-day, HEY HEY! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spa...

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things ...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time...

Foozys are serious socks, for not so serious people. These make great gifts.  Fits Shoe Size 4-10 78% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 2% spandex Machine Was...

Foozys are serious socks, for not so serious people. These make great gifts.  Fits Shoe Size 4-10 78% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 2% spandex Machine Was...

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.