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I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Your feelings taste like a bucket of fried chicken and I'm into it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton...

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us an...

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Someone must be cooking up some delicious and nutritious positive emotions! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cot...

You know, like one of those episodes of The French Chef when Julia Child drops a chicken on the floor and trills, "Never apologize!" Super-insulate...

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Warning: do not fill with caterpillars, no matter how tempting and logical. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h...

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Just kidding! (But seriously, don't ask. Just in case.) 95% post consumer recyc...

A bag in which to carry all of your secret weapons, of which there are many. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h...

You definitely are probably a genius. I mean, technically speaking. You're at least way above average, anyway. 95% pos...

You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! 95% post consumer recycled m...

This statement is true even when you're not using one of those glitter gel pens. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h ...

At first it was just a mention here and there, but based on what I've been hearing recently, I really think wine might be the next ...

What I love about dogs is that they agree with every single one of my opinions, no matter how poorly argued! 95% post consumer recyc...

You could put a lot of things in this bag... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instuments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to...

Raindrops on poppies, and bags over shoulders... these are a few of my favorite things. 95% post consumer recycled ma...

It's pretty! There's a plant on it! And it's a really pretty plant! I could go on ... 95% post consumer recycled mat...

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.