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Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Butter on top! Butter mixed in! Butter melted or butter browned! What the heck, sometimes even butter burnt! It's alllll good. Super-insulated...

When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong. Super-insulated. 1...

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

This sassy kitchen companion from Blue Q is a must for anyone who likes to cook with a touch of 'tude! Featuring fun illustrated artwork, a re...

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just, like, find some really great cookbooks. Super-insul...

1 cup of never again, 3 teaspoons of blah blah blah. Bada bing! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.