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As the old song says: to me Halloween is ev-er-y-day, HEY HEY! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spa...

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things ...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time...

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.