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Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton;...

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% ...

I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you....

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton, 40% n...

I wouldn't bet on luck, but I'd bet on me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because...

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 4...

Do you even understand the amount of strength it requires to show up every single day? A LOT, OK? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% ny...

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Let this be a warning. A comfy, cozy, stretchy, foot warning. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spa...

Do you think she's saying "in your dreams," like, "yeah right, when pigs fly" or like, "your dreams are my dreams are the dreams of all humani...

And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colors, geometric shapes, and altruism. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex.

I'm not slow, I'm intentional. Now stop riding my ass! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it's all real and valid, ya know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cott...

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

The word "love" shares two letters with the word "victory" which is one more letter than the word "hate" shares with the word "victory." Coinc...

Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...