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Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

And don't you dare call him a Big Brewski Man. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% ...

Feeling kind of stuck in this cycle of reprimanding and then immediately forgiving you because whosthebestdoggie. I guess it's just our thin...

Evergreen inspiration, but make it realistic. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

You definitely are probably a genius. I mean, technically speaking. You're at least way above average, anyway. 95% pos...

I'll hop bars both far and wide! I'm basically an olympian. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

Yeah, screw it. Wanna grab a frozen yogurt? 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

You might need to brush up on small talk to become a social butterfly, but there's no prep work (or social anxiety) needed to rock this colorful de...

Don't be fooled, actual pickles are not involved in the sport of pickleball. So why the in the heck is it named pickleball? Sock size 10-13 fits...

Ready for a new course in life? These bamboo dress socks will be a true hole-in-one for any golf lover. Sock size 10-13 fits U.S. men’s shoe size ...

Trendy Fashion Round Keyhole Readers Level up your style with these Trendy Fashion Readers! These classic Browline frames will keep you looking sha...

Check Ya Later Clear Bifocal Readers The foam cushioning of these glasses fits securely against the face providing protection from wind, airborne p...

Twitchin' Photochromic Readers The Photochromic lenses of the Twitchin' Fully Magnified Square Keyhole Reading Sunglasses quickly transition from t...

Foozys are serious socks, for not so serious people. Snuggle up with these Fluffy socks, your feet will thank you. Fits Shoe Size 9-11 88% Polyest...

The resemblance this flower has to a bird is uncanny and quite remarkable. Nature never fails to impress.

Pancakes please! Fiber Content : 55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Spandex

So sweet! Fiber Content : 55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Spandex

2"x3" Rectangular Magnet For your refrigerator, washing machine or any other surface magnets can stick to This is a MAGNET Made In The U.S.A.

These Fun visors will keep the sun out of your eyes. Adjustable Fabric Foam Sun Visor. Perfect for golf and tennis, gardening or a a walk. Lightwei...

Neoprene Eyewear Retainer Hold your glasses with this soft and extra long glasses holder.  Measures Length: 22"/ 56cm

Swing into action in a pair of Spider-Man Red Cut Out Lil' Character Sun-Staches. Look like your friendly neighborhood Spider-man with this web-in...

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, ...

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.